How Many Poos? 🍕💩

Choose a scenario (or type calories) and it converts it into food equivalents + an entirely unserious poo estimate. Now with a dramatic loading sequence because… obviously.

1 PAGE / OFFLINE
NO TRACKING
MAXIMUM NONSENSE

Choose your chaos

CALORIES → FOOD → 💩
More presets coming soon.
Typing here overrides the preset.
Changes which foods show up first.
Not science. Pixel comedy.
DISCLAIMER: For laughs. Not advice. If you attempt to power a marathon with kebabs, that’s between you and your destiny.